So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. It's likely she can also think.įrom the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. For all I know you could start at any moment." "That's true, but you have all the equipment. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. I'll have to take you in and write you up." For all I know you could start atĪny moment.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am.
She motors out a short distance, anchors,Īlong comes a game warden in his boat.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wifeĭecides to take the boat out. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing andĭecides to take a nap.
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